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Submitted: January 26, 2008
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I think it is pretty obvious that I work as a waiter.

Honesty though? Inflation is bad enough as it is, it might have been cool in the 80's to follow that 15% rule crap, but we are in the 21st century now. Get with the program.

If you don't know how to calculate 20%, buy a math book. If you are too cheap to tip right, then save money by not going out to eat period. Even if the service is only so so, 20% should be the base amount. If the service is truly bad, then you MIGHT have a reason. But you still need to ask yourself some questions. The quality of the food, the presentation, and speed at which it is presented often times have NOTHING to do with the waiter. If I get another table coming in at the dinner rush telling me they need to "get going as soon as possible" and then complain that their food isn't coming out fast enough, I will stab someone in the temple.

I am also totally not bitter about any of this.

Oh, and remember kids, rape is never funny, that is why this comic is 110% serious.

art by me, script and lettering by Leo ~Onidas:icononidas:
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Mood: Egghead ~Shpout:iconShpout: Jan 26, 2008, 6:59:08 PM
aaargh tips man, i did deliveries for a while and rarely got more than a %10 tip, it SUCKED
this should be posted in front of all restaurants... yeap

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=dinesiac:icondinesiac: Jan 26, 2008, 8:41:50 PM
Easy way. Lets say my check is $10. 10% of $10 is $1 Real simple. For $21 it's $2.10. Now, all you have to do is double that sum to get 20%

We're morally bankrupt Linger. Burn your economics text books and figure out how to get us back to the moon.
~polive:iconpolive: Jan 26, 2008, 9:04:05 PM
you'd be surprised how many people don't know how to do that.

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~art314:iconart314: Jan 26, 2008, 9:32:13 PM
I like the concept of your comic strip, but I am a little offended by the overuse of profanity and crudeness.

I feel like you have an awesome talent but am a little disappointed by this one.
=GoThIc-PyRo:iconGoThIc-PyRo: Jan 26, 2008, 10:08:43 PM
my parents always taught me to do the 10% X 2 rule. That mean my family and i always tip 20%. :D

I fell bad for a lot of the waiters in my town, they get a LOT of shit they don't deserve including the "omg my food looked like shit, it must be the waiters fault for they are obviously the cook now too." And every one who does that is a numbskull.

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~polive:iconpolive: Jan 26, 2008, 10:28:46 PM
wait! blame leo! I'm not the scriptwriter!

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~Onidas:iconOnidas: Jan 26, 2008, 10:29:25 PM
Fuck you, and fuck you too! Fuck you fucking fuckery fucking fucker fucks!

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~Onidas:iconOnidas: Jan 26, 2008, 10:30:11 PM
This is the internet, man, it's NO HOLDS BARRED!

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~polive:iconpolive: Jan 26, 2008, 10:30:42 PM
I mean, honestly, I don't even know the script before he put the words in. 90% of the time I just draw some random pictures and he fills in whatever he wants.

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~Onidas:iconOnidas: Jan 26, 2008, 10:31:45 PM
We find it's much more spontaneous that way.

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