There is no cure.

I haven't even seen the movie yet, a desperate problem that will be remedied in a matter of minutes. Like, literally, 45 minutes. But I have no doubt in my mind that this will be the best FUCKING MOVIE EVER. PERIOD. I mean seriously? Jackie Chan? Jet Li? In the same movie? FIGHTING EACH OTHER??? I would pay money to see it even if it wasn't integrated into a martial arts film. And I swear, if anyone says anything like: "Meh" or "I don't really care for Jackie Chan", I will hunt you down, and you will not live to see light of another dawn.

art by me, final script and lettering by Leo ~Onidas

EDIT: Got back from the theaters. That movie was EPIC. Take a Chinese friend if you got one, because there are tons of Chinese folk tale references in there, not to mention some untranslated mandarin Chinese. If you don't know the story of the monkey king, you should prolly take a look: [link]

Only thing that marred the movie for me was a group of adolescent jackasses that sat behind me who didn't know how to shut up. I'll be buying this movie on DVD so I can watch it without stereo bullshit going into my ears.